Don’t bother typing new words, just Cut and Paste letters from existing documents instead
Use candles instead of bulbs, with the possible exception of cycling – as they seem to keep going out for some reason
Reduce your carbon footprint for a year, stay in bed for 12 months and just have take-out delivered three times a day from as far away as possible
Never feed cows baked beans on toast, they contribute enough bad gas to the world already
Reuse your bathwater instead of just emptying it away, try making tea or watering the garden with it – do your best to ignore the taste and all the flowers dying
Instead of buying a new mobile phone, which are almost impossible to fully recycle anyway – furnish all your friends with polystyrene cups and a lengths of string
Whenever possible wear leather, as cows are one of the highest contributors to Global Warming and we have to stop this - leather socks always look good and could be an excellent substitution for shoes
Make sure everything is switched off at night, unless you work in an ICU ward at a hospital – as equipment there tends to be important, no matter what time of the day
Spend 10 minutes each day helping the environment, try painting branches of a tree green – save it the effort it goes through each year
Recycle more , pedal backwards at least three times a week
