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You’re feeling a bit worn out by the Christmas party season. Going out night after night, after night to ALL of the seasonal parties is kinda getting to you - then you realise it’s July.
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You try to gather a change of clothes at home to leave at the office for the next morning, just in case you stay out all night, again - only to find that all of your clothes ARE in the office.
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It’s the third time in the working week you’ve been woken up from your drunken slumber by a taxi driver outside your home, and it’s only Monday
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You have more uncollected cloakroom tickets in your pockets than money, but you’ve actually got all you’re jackets and bags??????
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You cut yourself shaving and bleed schnapps.
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You’ve surpassed the “seeing double” phase of the evening. You notice this by trying to strike up a conversation with the four people you’ve just met in a mirrored toilet cubical.
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You order a round of shots at the bar just before it closes - and the barman offers you the lunch-time menu
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At 4am in the morning you’ve just discovered by amazing coincidence that the language that we slur when we're drunk is actually Swahili, and we’re all perfectly fluent in it.
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The Priory refuses you entry.
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The person in the bathroom mirror looks very familiar, you’ve definitely seen them around before - only you can’t quite put a name to the face.
