It's snowing at Easter, yep that's right Easter ... time for hot cross buns and Chocolate eggs, not god-damn-snowmen
People start wearing sunglasses indoors. Oh wait, some idiots already do that thinking it looks cool - when everyone else just looks around for their Labrador, assuming they're blind
Strawberries replace chestnuts as traditional Christmas food this Yuletide
Anyone leaving the fridge door open longer than 30 seconds can be heavily fined, as it could easily bring on the next ice age - we're on that much of a delicate ego system now
The government resorts to drastic measures come July in an effort to bring on the missing Summer; they ask everyone to turn their heating up and open all the windows, in order to kick-start the good weather
Men wearing sandals with white socks no longer looks stupid beyond all belief anymore
Leaves no longer turn brown in Autumn, but the flowers that start blooming look amazing
Chestnuts replace strawberries at Wimbledon next year
Penguins and Polar bears switch poles, just in case it helps things out - it doesn't, but the air miles they gain comes in useful for cheap holidays
Summer is replaced by Autumn, Spring is replaced by Winter – if that's not confusing enough, they're all only 5 weeks long and switch around every 9 weeks
